Thread: Every Little Helps!!

Especially if it is to curb underage drinking...

Personally, I'd rather see them refuse to sell alcohol to pregnant women or the twat who wears Burberry and goes around the shop chanting "Glory, glory Man United.... CHELSEA!!! Get your tits out, get your tits out, Get your tits out for the lads!"...


Where does it end though??? Really? "Sorry ma'am, you seem to be 1 stone over acceptable government guidelines for weight... I do not have the authority to allow you to purchase that KitKat bar" "Because Petit Filous has 11 ingredients you aren't allowed to purchase that item, however we kindly replaced the item with a voucher for cold tap water" "Sorry Miss... You can not come in to Iceland, you appear to have more class than Kerry Katona therefore you must shop at Waitrose. If you do not comply, I am authorised to use deadly force."

It's little wonder the world is going tits up in a hand basket, the individual is no longer allowed to choose what he or she wants, instead our 'government' decides for us and legislation accordingly.

*hangs head in dismay*

Good god. One more reason to avoid Tesco like the plague.

Read 'incometence' by Rob Grant - set in a united eurpoe of the 'not so distant future'.....

...very funny, and scarily possible - they create so many rules so fast that everyone is basically a criminal....the back drop to a murder/mystery/spy type story!

Or FAT by the same guy - where being fat is virtually illegal....