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    2 women talking in heaven

    1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!
    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
    I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
    What about you?
    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
    husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



    1st woman: So, what happened?



    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
    that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
    attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
    every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
    looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
    keeled over with a heart attack and died.



    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive...


    PRICELESS
    Sarah x



    Mothers hold their childrens hands for a while and their hearts forever.





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    all the cool kids are doing it...
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    Lol!
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    haha

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    Nice one !

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