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    Call from an ex

    The Old Flame
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    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.



    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.


    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".


    "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.


    "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."


    She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".


    "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"


    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.


    She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.



    Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"



    So I told her to fuck off.
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    lol

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