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    clean underwear pls

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couplewho drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
    car.
    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
    closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from underthe chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack ofunderpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back intoplace.
    On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found
    herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

    The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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    all the cool kids are doing it...
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    lol
    Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so



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    Smile :)
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    bet its lottie

 

 

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