RIP Elizabeth Taylor
Gone for a Burton
yep! Gone for a burton means to die.
And she was married to Richard Burton.
Fairly simple and un-nasty joke, as these death bed ones go!
Do you think people write them in advance?
Perhaps they just got together for the potential joke?!
Probably. Very forward thinking couple for their times, lol.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
It has got me thinking though, you know how the BBC has emergency schedules prepared for when the Pope/Queen/Prime Minister etc dies, maybe someone somewhere is busily writing the jokes that circulate via text a few hours afterwards on such occasion, and keeping a list of the most likely celebrities to pop off...
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