Thread: going to school

5 year old girl usually goes to school with Grandad, but he had a bad cold so Grandma takes her

That night, she told her Mum and Dad how the drive to school with Granny was very different

"why?" said Mummy

"Granny and I didn't see a single dickhead, twat, blind bastard, tosspot or prick on the way to school today"

brilliant

imagine your child telling you that!!!!