Thread: Helpdesk Answers

Helpdesk Answers
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet -
it's still on my desk .... Sorry ....
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of
the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm
not Bill Gates!
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
Every time I try, it says
'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it
can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................Thank you.
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the
supermarket.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does
work!
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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a
capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer (angrily): Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a
screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse,
it disappears!

Love them!!! That's really cheered me up

Our helpdesk used to have idiot of the week on a board before PC went mad

Helpdesk. "is it a Dell?"
Caller. "no, it's Sarah"


Helpdesk. "your password is on default of abcdefg so you need to change it"
Caller. "what to?"
Helpdesk. "anything, as long as it's 7 letters or more"
Caller. "can I use my name?"
Helpdesk. "what's your name?"
Caller. "Dave"
Helpdesk. "no"

LOL!!! Love it!