Thread: Jack and Gill

**Jack,* age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited* about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to* discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop* and Jack suggests they go in.*

Jack addresses the man* behind the counter:*
"Are you the owner?"*

The* pharmacist answers, "Yes."*

Jack: "We're about to get* married. Do you sell heart medication?"*

Pharmacist:* "Of course we do."*

Jack: "How about medicine for* circulation?"*

Pharmacist: "All kinds"*

Jack:* "Medicine for rheumatism?"*

Pharmacist: "Definitely."**

Jack: "How about suppositories?"*

Pharmacist:* "You bet!"*

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems,* arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"*

Pharmacist: "Yes, a* large variety. The works."*

Jack: "What about* vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's* disease?"*

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."*

Jack:* "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"**

Pharmacist: "We sure do..."*

Jack: "You sell* wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"*

Pharmacist: "All* speeds and sizes."*

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"**

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jack:* "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents* list..."