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    Talking A love story...

    For all you poorly MOers out there

    >: A Love Story
    >
    >
    >I will seek and find you.
    >
    >I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
    >
    >I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan &
    >groan.
    >
    >I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
    >
    >I will exhaust you to the point that you will be
    >relieved when I'm finished with you.
    >
    >And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
    >
    >
    >All my love,
    >
    >
    >
    >The Flu
    >
    >Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your
    >flu shot!!
    Amy, mum to 3 gorgeous girlies and a handsome little man

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    I feel like that generally

 

 

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