Thread: Michael Jackson Jokes - DO NOT READ IF YOU THINK YOU MAY EVEN BE SLIGHTLY OFFENDED

Well, go on then. Post the best ones.

I heard he died of swine flu anyway

Well, 3 people have looked at this thread so someone wants some jokes!

Mr Starry just told me this one which cleverly combines the death of two stars.

When Farrah Fawcett died she got the the pearly gates and St Peter asked her what her one wish for humankind would be.

'I wish for all the little children to be safe' Said Farrah.

And the next day, Jackson was dead.

tut tut.

Echoing the banner, please don't read if easily offended. Ta.






They're not blaming it on the sunshine or moonlight at this point, but apparently the boogie is yet to be ruled out


What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids


There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him.


All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9


Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again


Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.

The coroners report just came in.

Jackson actually died while on a visit to the childrens hospital after having a stroke.

his heart attack was caused after falling over a baby in a pushchair
They are blaming it on the buggy....


His funeral has been delayed, half of him is to be cremated but the other half has to wait until the plastic recycling collection on Wednesday

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macauley Culkin stayed for the weekend

His ghost has been sighted in a childrens home. Still putting the willies up small children then

Michael Jackson is to be melted down and made into dolls, so children can play with him for a change

My work here is done

Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
the first asks the second what they should try first.
To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".

Madonna wants to know, will she get a bulk buy discount if she buys all three Jackson kids?

Paramedic 1: he's going into cardiac arrest, should we start chest compressions?
Paramedic 2: No, we should just beat it...just beat it...beat it!!!

It doesn't matter if he's black or white... in two weeks he'll be green.

Michael Jackson has died aged 50. In the spirit of recycling, he will be melted down into plastic party cups so that kids can still get their lips around his rim.

McDonalds are going to introduce the McJackson burger in tribute to his life:
50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns.

I believe they are going to re-make Thriller - they are just waiting for Michael - should take about 3 months before he's ready!!

Jockeys at tomorrows horseracing meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory

Jacko didn’t die of a heart attack, he died from food poisoning – caused by chewing on 5 year old nuts.

Rumours of Michael Jackson's autobiography have been released.
Apparently, it's a pop-up aimed at children.

What a coincidence. Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day. One played with Majors and the other played with minors.

Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.

Michael Jackson has asked for his ashes to be scattered into Etch-a-sketches so that kids can still play with him.

Doctors refused to save michael jackson after finding a note on his small plastic penis :WARNING : CHOKING HAZARD for young children!!

police investigating michael jacksons death have found Class A in the living room, Class B in the kitchen and class 4B in the bedroom playing twister.