Thread: quickie

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

groan!!

That is terrible!!!

This is my favorite joke of all time:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?







Two Answers: Fsh / Blind!!!

that is truly terrible

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two fisherman are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea. "What's this?" asked the first fisherman, "It looks as if someone is drowning!"
"No," explained the second fisherman, "It's just a little wave."

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer