Thread: Tootie green

Father',*he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last*confession.* I had sex with Tootie Green twice last month.'*
The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out*and say three Hail Mary's.'*

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the** confessional. 'Father, it has been two months*since my last confession.* I've had sex with Tootie*Green twice a week for the past two months.'**
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Tootie** Green?'*
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner* replied.**
*'Very* well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail* Mary's.;*

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to* deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.*
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down*right in front of the priest. Her dress was green*and very short, and she wore matching, shiny*emerald-green shoes.*
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with* her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to* realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.*

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is* that Tootie Green?'*
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's*just a reflection from her shoes'..