Thread: When you gotta go....

GOTTA PEE
Two women friends
had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving
wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so
they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so
she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend
however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not
want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with
that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to
go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in
bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said:
'These girl nights out have got to
stop! I'm starting to
suspect the worst. .. my wife came home with no
panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back
with a card stuck to her butt that
said.....
'From all of us at the
Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''

Lol

like it.