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    John the mushroom man
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    When you gotta go....

    GOTTA PEE
    Two women friends
    had gone for a girl's night out.
    Both were very faithful and loving
    wives, however
    they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

    Breezers.
    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
    pee, so
    they stopped in the cemetery.
    One of them had nothing to wipe with so
    she thought
    she would take off her panties and use them.
    Her friend
    however was wearing a rather expensive
    pair of panties and did not
    want to ruin them.
    She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

    that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
    proceeded to wipe with
    that.
    After the girls did their business they proceeded to
    go home.

    The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
    that his
    normally sweet and innocent wife was still in
    bed hung over, so he
    phoned the other husband and said:
    'These girl nights out have got to
    stop! I'm starting to
    suspect the worst. .. my wife came home with no
    panties!!'
    'That's nothing' said the other husband,
    'Mine came back
    with a card stuck to her butt that
    said.....
    'From all of us at the
    Fire Station.
    We'll never forget you.''



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    Lol

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    like it.
    I drink Pimms in Toby Jugs




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    Mostly harmless
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    Smile :)
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    all the cool kids are doing it...
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    Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so



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