Thread: Why men shouldn't be Agony Aunts

Dear Jim,
I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn't start. I walked back to our home to find my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter. They announced that the affair had been going on for 2 years and that they were in love. Can you help me, I'm desperate.

Dear Reader,
The most common cause of vehicles beaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. If it's not that then it's usually the alternator. I hope my advice helps.
Jim.

See, thing about this is, it's true. That's what a man would say
Useless lumps of lard

thats funny!!!!
Tilly: loving the term useless lumps of lard!

What? I don't see the joke... blocked fuel lines or dodgy alternators are the cause of lots of AA call outs.